Dry as anything
Hung it up and said nothing. Took my mate three full minutes at a red light to read it and he has not recovered.
Never Exhale Air Freshener
Pack of 2
£19.00
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The meme, now scented
Never Exhale Air Freshener
★★★★★ 156 verified reviews
£19.00
The caption is printed on the card and censored exactly as shown. Smells of new car for around three weeks.
Scented card · Stretch cord · New car scent
✓ Free UK delivery ✓ 30 day returns ✓ 2 year warranty ✓ Secure checkout
A die cut scented card printed with a cartoon of a large man in sunglasses drawing on a cigarette. The caption reads "Never exhale c*nt", censored on the card exactly as it is here. That is the whole product. We are not going to explain it.
About 10 x 8cm on a stretch cord. New car scent, good for around three weeks.
Specification
- Die cut scented card
- Printed cartoon with censored caption
- About 10 x 8cm
- New car scent
- Lasts around three weeks
- Stretch cord included
- Single card, pack of two or pack of three
Free UK delivery, £9 worldwide. Two weeks maximum, tracked. 30 day returns and a 2 year warranty on top of your statutory rights under UK consumer law.
Specification
| Type | Die cut scented card |
|---|---|
| Meme cartoon, caption censored as shown | |
| Size | About 10 x 8cm |
| Scent | New car |
| Scent life | Around three weeks |
| Cord | Stretch cord, included |
| Warranty | 2 years |
Questions
Is the caption censored on the actual product?
Yes. It is printed with the asterisk, exactly as the photos show.
What does it smell of?
New car. Which is probably not what your car currently smells of, hence the card.
Will my passengers be offended?
Possibly. That is broadly the point. Know your audience.
What is the delivery time?
Two weeks maximum, worldwide. Free in the UK, a flat 9 pounds everywhere else, tracked either way.
Reviews
4.7
out of 5 · based on 156 reviews
Censored, thankfully
Checked before buying for the school run and the asterisk is printed on the card itself. The bloke in the green shirt is instantly recognisable.
Funny, faded quickish
Does exactly what the picture shows. The new car smell was gone by week three for me, so the pack of three is the way to do it.
Bought the pack of two
One for me, one for my brother. Print is sharper than the usual meme tat and the red lettering really pops.
Understated menace
It just hangs there quietly being ridiculous. The cord stretched over the mirror no bother. Smells like a showroom for a couple of weeks.